Malcolm in the Middle
S02E03
“Lois's Birthday”
When the boys demolish Lois' meager hopes for a happy birthday, she runs away from home.
Birthday
5 EPS 
Malcolm in the Middle
S02E10
“The Bully”
When Reese gives up his position as school bully, Malcolm suffers at the hands of his successors; Francis dreads his upcoming birthday at Marlin Academy.
Malcolm in the Middle
S03E15
“Hal's Birthday”
After Francis shows up with his new wife, Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey get so fed up with Lois' constant yelling, they run away from home.
Malcolm in the Middle
S06E16
“No Motorcycles”
On Francis' 21st birthday, Hal fulfills an old promise to take Francis on a motorcycle trip; and Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey hide from a bully who wants to give one of them a beating.
Malcolm in the Middle
S07E15
“A.A.”
Hal and Lois accompany Francis to his 1-year AA "birthday" party; left home alone, Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey argue about where to go when Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car.
Vacation & Road Trip
3 EPS
Malcolm in the Middle
S02E05
“Casino”
When the family takes a vacation to a casino, Hal gets banned from gambling and takes Malcolm and Reese on an ill-fated trek into the desert; Lois and Dewey win a free day of spa pampering.
Malcolm in the Middle
S03E01
“Houseboat”
Malcolm and Stevie's families vacation together on a houseboat; Francis decides to quit school and move to Alaska.
Malcolm in the Middle
S05E08
“Block Party”
Malcolm realizes the entire neighborhood has been throwing a block party when the family leaves town for an annual vacation; Hal and Lois participate in a kielbasa-eating contest.
Graduation
1 EP
Malcolm in the Middle
S07E22
“Graduation”
Malcolm and his folks realize his scholarships will still leave them five-thousand dollars short for his Harvard tuition. Hal promises he'll find the extra money somehow.
Halloween
2 EPS
Malcolm in the Middle
S02E02
“Halloween Approximately”
Malcolm and his brothers build the ultimate stealth weapon, while Hal and Lois battle a speeding car that terrorizes their neighborhood.
Malcolm in the Middle
S07E04
“Halloween”
On Halloween Hal freaks out when he learns the family's house was once the site of a murder-suicide; Reese and Dewey run from an old man in a walker after egging him.
Thanksgiving
1 EP
Malcolm in the Middle
S05E04
“Thanksgiving”
As Thanksgiving approaches, Malcolm has a shot at getting lucky with a sexy friend from school; Reese prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving meal; and Francis and Piama want a divorce.
Christmas
3 EPS
Malcolm in the Middle
S03E07
“Christmas”
Lois tries to get the boys to behave until Christmas by holding their presents hostage; Francis spends Christmas with his mean-spirited grandmother.
Malcolm in the Middle
S05E07
“Christmas Trees”
As Christmas approaches...a layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees.
Malcolm in the Middle
S06E06
“Hal's Christmas Gift”
With Money too tight for Christmas gifts, Lois declares a "handmade" Christmas; Hal panics when his gifts don't measure up to those made by his sons.
Dedicated guides
Malcolm in the Middle Birthday episodes
Malcolm in the Middle Vacation & Road Trip episodes
Malcolm in the Middle Christmas episodes
Malcolm in the Middle Halloween episodes
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